To : Tech Support,
From : desperate
Subject : Installing HUSBAND 1.0
1.Last year at the spur of the moment I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance … particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which by the way operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
2.In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as Real War Rogue State, NBA 7.0. And Golf Clubs 4.0, my favorite, Conversations 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 3.0 simply crashes the system. I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do, all my applications are not working?
Regards,
Desperate
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To : Desperate
From : Tech Support
Subject : Installing HUSBAND 1.0
1. First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System. Please enter the command; http: I Thought You Loved Me.htm and try to download Tears 6.2 and don't forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
2. But remember, over usage of the above application can cause Husband1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5 or Happy Hour 6.1. Happy Hour 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.
3. Whatever you do, DO NOT and I repeat DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background, that will eventually seize control of all your system resources).
4. Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0 indefinitely.
5. In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Great Food 3.0 and Lingerie XXX.
Good Luck, he,he,
Tech Support
Regards,
Desperate
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To : Desperate
From : Tech Support
Subject : Installing HUSBAND 1.0
1. First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System. Please enter the command; http: I Thought You Loved Me.htm and try to download Tears 6.2 and don't forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
2. But remember, over usage of the above application can cause Husband1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5 or Happy Hour 6.1. Happy Hour 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.
3. Whatever you do, DO NOT and I repeat DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background, that will eventually seize control of all your system resources).
4. Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0 indefinitely.
5. In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Great Food 3.0 and Lingerie XXX.
Good Luck, he,he,
Tech Support
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